Thursday, December 22, 2011

25 Terrifying Days of a Spooktacular Christmas


The holiday season is upon us and I wanted to know how your favorite horror host celebrate the holidays. I got some wonderful horror host to do this survey type interview. They gave some fun and interesting answers to the five questions below. I was able to get 25 horror host to help represent the 25 days of a spooktacular Christmas. There is also a bonus to this interview Patrick from the show Zombie hunters: City of the Dead was able to answer the question for this blog. I hope everyone enjoys this interview as much as i did getting the questions out and hearing all the answers. Thanks to all the horror host who participated and Happy Holidays to everyone.


Dr. Mel Praxis (Host of Movie Madness):            
Dr. Mel Praxis

How do you celebrate the Holiday?

When asked this question, Dr. Praxis snorted and replied "As little as possible..."

What do you want for Christmas?

When asked this question he had no comment.
hot wheels and track


What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

I guess the Hot wheels tracks and cars I received when they first came out. They were the Elmo of their day. Loved having drag races across the living room floor and having "Bat-chutes" for different cars. Didn't like having to disentangle from the rear axles of the cars, though. Mom had a decorative scale, each pan held plastic fruit. We took the fruit out and could loosen the nut holding the arm just enough for the arm to swing free. Then we would weigh the cars. Those being close to equal weight would drag race. Best if they came together at the end and knock each other off the track.
What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?
Sushi with sashimi


Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

No we are re-running episodes the week of Christmas and the week of New Years.
Don’t worry thought Dr. Mel Praxis will be back after the Holiday.
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Count Sam Gregula and
the Countess
Count Sam Gregula (Host of Count Gregula's Crypt):

How do you celebrate the Holiday?
I usually go visit Countess Gregula's Fang-mily for Cryptmas dinner and the annual tradition of opening the presents. Then Countess & I vill go look at Some horror day lights and/or catches a late movie.

What do you want for Christmas?

A new coach that I can drive around in and make it to my scheduled appearances or at the very least to my graveyard shift!


The Munster:
The trip down mockingbird lane
What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

My paperback copy of The Munsters: A Trip Down Mockingbird Lane that Countess gave to me.

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

I like ham, turkey and finger foods.
The fingers we have for dinner are
 yet to be determined! ;-)

Will you have a Christmas special for your show?
And if so when and where will it be shown?

Not this time. However, I might have a special ready for next year.
Merry Cryptmas and Happy New Fear!

Check them out by clicking the link below.
http://www.count-gregula.com/
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Bobby Gammonster (Host of Monster Movie Night) :                                        

Bobby Gammonster
How do you celebrate the Holiday?

My family and I celebrate Yule, which is a pagan festival that celebrates the coming of winter, in hopes that the gods will favor us and help us to be safe, warm and well fed until the sun returns to warm us again. We also celebrate Santa Claus, the toy making wizard of the north, who also "employs” a darker spirit called "Black Peter" who carries a book with the names of naughty children as well as the good. He uses his magic to reward the good children and puts coal , sticks or other rather distasteful things for the naughty ones in their stockings. However being a little "dark" ourselves we tend to enjoy gifts that would be of the "Halloween" or "Monster" type under our Black yule tree that we have been using annually
for quite awhile now. We also use a "Yule Log" which in this age it is a candle that resembles a log and we burn it for this time of year in honor of the gods.Plus we heat up the cauldron with nice scalding hot "egg nog" for the "carolers"
What do you want for Christmas?


This year I seem to have almost all that I have wished for, I just want my family to be happy and maybe a few creepy surprises under the tree to help my Monster Movie Night show along.

What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

One of my most favorite gifts was a Green Ghost game. I remember how cheerfully frightened I was as I put my hand down in the dungeon of bat wings and felt their "feathery" feel, I didn’t learn til later that bats don’t have feathers, lol. My other favorite was my 1996 caddy Hearse I got last year. What more could anyone want? 
Green Ghost Game. It glows in the dark.

 What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

Roast buzzard was always a delicious meal, but since we got Boris my sidekick we have had to go with breast of alligator, nothing like a good piece of gator on Yule morning and chili.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

Yes, I have already put out my first one featuring "Santa Claus conquers the Martians" and next on Dec 24th I will be showing "Silent Night Bloody Night" starring John Carradine and Mary Woronov on Monster Movie Night at www.themonstermuseum.com. Our website has been updated by my wonderful wife, Melissa and now everything is located on one space, my show and the movie, just watches it on the website.

Have a very happy Christmas, Yule and season’s greetings! Keep Screaming
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Gravely Macabre


Gravely Macabre (The Host of Blood Castle) :

How do you celebrate the Holiday?

I love Christmas
I do not have the same hate of the holiday that so many horror fans seem to share. My Family was very small as a kid, no grandparents or cousins around, but the four of us always had a great holiday. We were a Textbook wonder year’s kind of family. We were not very well off, but there was always more than enough and I never felt disappointed in anything. My folks are long gone now, and my sister lives far away, but Christmas will still be spent with as much of the family as can manage it. Very traditional
What do you want for Christmas?

What I want? Once you have a kid, you don’t care about what you want for yourself anymore. Even though my daughter is in her 20's now, it hasn’t changed. I want to spend time with loved ones. All in all I don’t really need anything. Though any new Nightmare before Christmas stuff that is out this year, would surely be appreciated


The Vac. U. Form Machine
What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

In the 60's, I got a thing maker and a vac-u-form machine one year. It was awesome.

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

My favorite food is the old fashioned turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy, then go into a coma on the couch.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

We haven’t made a new show in a while now, but we have Three Christmas shows out there in the rerun world. They were all in my top five favorite shows. I loved trying to show how the spooky wacky castle blood family spent their holidays.
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Halloween Jack (The Host of the Haunted Theater):                                                                           
 
Halloween Jack
How do you celebrate the Holiday?

I celebrate the holidays by curling up in the Haunted Theater with a good Christmas Horror movie. Usually the original Black Christmas, cause it's the best of its kind.

What do you want for Christmas?

Hollywood to make a good horror movie!

Major Matt Mason
What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

Hands down it was my Major Matt Mason action figure and all his accessories.
I played with that till the next Christmas and beyond!

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

Turkey, mashed potatoes and lots of turkey gravy!



Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

Not this year, but I hope to be taping a new show with my new co-host Halloween Jacqueline, soon! So next year, you better watch out! But this year, don't forget you can catch the best of ALL the horror hosts Christmas mayhem on The Monster Channel!
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A. Ghastlee Ghoul (The Host of The Ghastlee Movie Show):

A. Ghastlee Ghoul
How do you celebrate the Holiday?

“You know the usual. A severed foot in the Christmas stocking, the missing toes hung over the doorway and a glowing red nose from too much egg nog!”

What do you want for Christmas?

“To be as young as I used to be with the wisdom I have now, or maybe just some new controllers for the PS3.”
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em
What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

That’s a tough one. I was lucky enough to have parents, grandparents and great grandparents spoiling me rotten as a
 kid. I remember getting Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots and Battling Tops one year and loving them, even though I’d snuck into my parents’ closet in advance and peeked at
what I was getting.(I know…a lump of coal for Lil’ Ghastlee!) The best thing though was the looks on my kids’ faces opening their presents when they were little. Now that is truly priceless.”

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

“I always make a big feast on Thanksgiving, and then we do the “A Christmas Story” thing Christmas day and go out for Chinese. Fa-ra-ra-ra ra!”

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

“Since the beginning of time, or at least since my show started 22 years ago, I keep with the time honored tradition of Christmas reruns. Every year since the show began I just add a little more to our A Ghastlee Yule offering and re-gift it. Lol! A lot of great memories there, and we just keep adding new ones to the video scrapbook. Sometimes they are dark and irreverent, other times genuinely warm and fuzzy, but overall my Christmas shows have always been my personal favorites. The newest version will be on the CAC access channel here in Dayton, Ohio, and I’ll also share some clips on the Weird Web Theater YouTube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/user/WeirdWebTheater?feature=mhee
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Ghoul Guy ( The Host of Horror Drive - In Theater):          
Mr.Dummy, Ghoul guy, and Joe Bob Jr.












 
 How do you celebrate the Holiday?

Christmas or the “Horror days” as I like to call them (ha ha)… I always make sure that I have an endless supply of Beer and Doughnuts on hand. Then I like to decorate the place using spray paint and wreaths and other decorations made of human hair. After that I play my VHS tape of “A Charlie Brown Christmas” over and over again, ‘til everyone leaves. Then I put on my Santa costume, get drunk and have sex with a blow-up doll.

What do you want for Christmas?

My enemies’ two front teeth


Can Opener











What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

A can opener was my favorite present I received.

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

I like to start off with a ’Chilly Dilly’ pickle or three and popcorn. Then a few corn dogs and shrimp rolls. After that I move on to the main entree which consists of burgers, hot dogs and pizza. And an Eskimo Pie for dessert.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

No
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 Lord Blood-Rah( The Host of Nerve Wrackin' Theater) :
Lord Blood-Rah

How do you celebrate the Holiday?

Quite traditionally, really, My family gathers round the Christmas Corpse all decorated with lights and tinsel, we drink our dinosaur egg nog, (made from Zacherley's original recipe, of course) then the presents are handed out and opened while Santa Claus Conquers the Martians plays on in the background.

Major Matt Mason and his Moon Rover.
What do you want for Christmas?

The Criterion Collection Island of Lost Souls Blu-Ray! An iPad would be good too. Perhaps a year’s free pass to Disneyland?...$1,000,000...?

What was your favorite present you received for Christmas? 

The one I remember most was a Colonel Matt Mason Moon Base complete with Moon Rover! I was around 5. If you remember Colonel Matt Mason...you're old too!

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

Roast Beast is always quite popular, but I prefer Roast Who.The flavors are much more delicate and it pairs wonderfully with Klingon Blood Wine.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

I am planning something special for the month of December on my podcast, Lord Blood-Rah's Nerve Wrackin' Auditorium. (at www.drunkenzombie.com or on iTunes under Drunken Zombie) Can't beat old time radio horror for the Holidays!
http://www.drunkenzombie.com/
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Gore De Vol(The Host of Creature Feature/ Saturday Chiller) : 

Count Gore De Vol
How do you celebrate the Holiday?

This is tough. Count Gore De Vol has always had mixed feelings about celebrating Christmas. A vampire has no business celebrating Christmas...but then again it is such a BIG part of secular life around the world, that you just can't ignore it. So Gore's involvement changes year to year. This year Gore will be more involved.

What do you want for Christmas?

Access to the original Universal "Shock" films so I could host them on my weekly web program!

American Flyer Train set

What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

An American Flyer train set.


What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?


Fresh, warm type AB negative! With a side of roast beef.


Will you have a Christmas special for your show?And if so when and where will it be shown?

Count Gore De Vol will be presenting "Silent Night, Bloody Night" beginning on Dec. 10 and then as a special present...."Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" on Dec. 24, Christmas Eve.

But don't forget our BIG Annual Special. The guest appearance of the beautiful Countess Von Scharffenberger on our New Year's show, featuring the film, "Night Fright" on Dec. 31!
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Roxsy Tyler (The Host of Carnival of Horrors):

Roxsy Tyler
How do you celebrate the Holiday?

In my family it was always tradition to meet up at my Grandparents house. Since my Grandfather died it has since became my Uncle's house but luckily he wanted to keep the tradition going. My parents, my cousins, my uncles, my aunts, and my Grandmother come from all over Pennsylvania and meet at the house where we eat some awesome Italian food, talk really loud, and then we exchange presents. My family and I still open presents on Christmas Eve. We set the entire day aside on Christmas Day to eat.

What do you want for Christmas?


I'm not really sure what I want. The things I want cannot be wrapped in boxes and bows. I want happiness always for myself, my friends, and my family. I want success in my endeavors. I want these things always. Not just on Christmas. Gift cards and cash are always good too.

Batman action figure
What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?    

Oh, I don't know. That's hard to narrow down. I will tell you this though: I've been an obsessive Batman fan since birth. Every Christmas my mom has bought me a Batman action figure. Any Batman-related present is a good present indeed.

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

My Mother cooks Pot Roast with Roasted Red Potatoes in an Onion Broth. Incredibly delicious!!!

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

Yes, Roxsy Tyler's Carnival of Horrors will be running their first Christmas Special this mid December at http://vimeo.com/carnivalofhorror . Roxsy Tyler, Johnnie 13, and Dr. Villhelm wake up from a coma and find out they've been out since Halloween. As if that's not upsetting enough they also find out the Carnival has been foreclosed by the bank and they have to make a Christmas Carnival in order to buy the carnival of horrors back.
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Doc Mortose:  
                             

How do you celebrate the Holiday?

I fly around in my Atomic Powered Flying Hearse searching for Santa Claus. He needs to explain why he never delivered on the giant squid I had asked for when I was seven.

What do you want for Christmas?

The world to bow to me as its absolute master! Only then will there be peace on Earth! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!


World Domination
What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?       

My ex, but we don't talk about her.                         

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

Spicy shredded chicken tacos.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

The subliminal/mind control broadcast will (of course) feature the film Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (an Annual tradition)! There may also be dancing girls and a giant man eating Nutcracker...You'll have to tune in to find out! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
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 Nigel Honey Bone
 (Host of THE SCHLOCKY HORROR) :                     

Nigel Honeybone
Nigel Honey Bone



How do you celebrate the Holiday?

Traditionally, Christmas is a time for family hi-jinx. For instance, I promised to take my little nephew to see Santa Claus, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse and I said, 'Oh no, Santa's Grotto has burned down. Christmas is canceled.' He cried and cried, but I think it builds character, and what better gift is there for a child?


What do you want for Christmas?
Nothing, really, when you exchange Christmas gifts with someone, you feel bad if the gift you gave them is cheaper than the gift they gave you. You also feel bad if it's the reverse. You're forced to calculate how much to spend on each person, which means putting a price on your love. They will say 'You don't have to get me anything, just as long as we can spend Christmas together' which is, of course, utter rubbish.

Killer Underwear
 What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?There are too many to mention. Those of you from large families in particular will understand when I say there are two sorts of distant, but well-meaning relatives who give you Christmas presents every year. One is the dull-as-dishwater kind who gives you things you actually need, like new socks or clean underwear or that kidney-dialysis machine you've had your eye on. The other is that relative who gives you presents that are absolutely useless but really cool, like remote control cars, stalk-and-slash Freddy Krueger dolls or one-to-one scale models of fighter aircraft. I prefer the second kind.

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

It was Christmas back in 1958 that I discovered that Vincent Price can prepare a chicken cacciatore with nothing but three tins of cat food and a dishwasher. This is one of the best things he's ever done, along with that divine salmon mousse that I used to smear on myself at his dinner parties. Vincent should also be remembered for his versatility. After all, he was the only actor who could go from playing a romantic rival in the noir Laura (1944) and Leave Her To Heaven (1945) to, um, well, Doctor Goldfoot in Doctor Goldfoot And The Girl Bombs (1966). It wasn't just the girls that bombed. That was the thing about dear Vincent, as long as it kept him in gourmet meals he didn't care what he appeared in. Half the budget of Thirteen Ghosts Of Scooby Doo went on his wine list

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

Russell Mulcahy. We had a thousand dancing girls and ten thousand balloons. During the course of the show I was fired from a cannon ten times. Special guests included AC/DC, Hugh Jackman and the mechanical pig from Razorback. We also had the Finn brothers, Neil and Tim, jumping on a trampoline juggling three kittens and a small chainsaw. The highlight was Nicole Kidman's bubble dance. I accompanied her by making various noises on a vacuum cleaner hose until I passed out. Then, of course, we get to the big finale - Spider Baby (1968) featuring a satellite interview with actor Sid Haig. What a great night.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

Due to budget restrictions and a number of AVOs drawn against me since last Christmas, I've decided to have a relatively quiet time this year. Nevertheless, I have something extra special for you from Lloyd Kaufman, the producer of such cinematic classics as The Toxic Avenger (1984), Sergeant Kabukiman (1990), The Class Of Nuke 'Em High (1986) and Tromeo And Juliet (1996). Before Halloween (1978), before Black Christmas (1974), there was Silent Night Bloody Night (1972), the very first of the seventies body-count slashers. Made in 1972 but not released until two years later, Silent Night Bloody Night is directed by Ted Gershuny and stars Patrick O'Neal and my old friends Mary Woronov and John Carradine. Admittedly, the connection to Christmas is pretty thin: The guy who sets fire to himself at the beginning of the film returns home on Christmas Eve, and one character hums 'Silent Night'. That's it. No killer Santa or Santa killings, in fact there’s absolutely no Santa to be found in this film at all!
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Victor Von Scary and his crew.
Victor Von Scary
(The Host of  Fright Night Cinema) :                       

How do you celebrate the Holiday?

Well, part of the reason I became a Horror Host was due to my love for Halloween, but I like Christmas a whole heck of a lot as well! I like to decorate Castle Scary with holiday decor, make my special holiday Taco Salad and guilt trip everyone I bought a gift for into getting me one as well.

What do you want for Christmas?

I’d like a million billion trillion dollars, that or the 1984 12 inch Stripe Gremlins action figure.


What happen here?
   What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

I got an 18 inch gas chainsaw last year that I though was the coolest thing ever , then I lent it to my Uncle and he broke it before I ever even got a chance to RUN it myself, man I was bummed, THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP !

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

My grandmother’s chocolaty peanut butter ball was my favorite present.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

I am going to try to get a X-Mas show online before X-Mas , but since we’re still working on our 3 volume Halloween Special , we might not have time . If we do get a Christmas show done it will be able to be viewed at our web-site .I would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas or whatever it is you’re into
http://www.frightnightcinema.com/
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 Mod Ghoul (Host of Weird Web Theater):


Mod Ghoul
How do you celebrate the Holiday?

Well, on Christmas Eve we go to my brother’s house and open gifts from my mom. Then Christmas day we go to my sisters and have a big dinner.

What do you want for Christmas?

I want a Roxsy Tyler t shirt and a Miss Gory Rae t shirt.


The Who (Quadrophenia Album)
What was your favorite present
 you received for Christmas?     

Hmm. Probably finally getting a copy of Quadrophenia.
First on vinyl then years later I got it on CD.

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

Well turkey of course but a mistake that became a tradition is Killer Rolls. My sister got a bread maker one year and made rolls in it. She left them in too long and they came out huge. Hence killer Rolls. After that she made them that way every year.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

I want to do a Christmas show for Weird Web Theater and I will probably show it close to the holiday.
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Dr. Sigmund Zoid
(Host of Alternative Reality):      

Sigmund Zoid and the lovely Sluggo


















How do you celebrate the Holiday?

Sluggo and I usually celebrate Christmas by roasting small creatures over a fire and watching cheesy horror and sci-fi movies on the internet! Sometimes Sluggo makes some eggnog from her own special recipe and we have a toast before bed

What do you want for Christmas?

This year I would really like to get back to my own time and space so I can spend time with Frau Zoid. However, I still need a part for my inter-dimensional time and space transportation device and I’m hoping Santa will bring it! There are only two of them in the entire universe so I really hope Santa can work his magic


Fright Factory AD




What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

The best Christmas gift I ever got was a “Fright Factory” It was a set of metal molds, an oven, and bottles of “goop” that I used to make scars, fangs, shrunken heads, etc! I wish I still had that thing!

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

Dr. Zoid was in charge of making the Christmas ham back in my own time and space! Since I've been trapped in the Vortex, and we don't have pork here, I have come to love Sluggo’s candied spider eggs! Would you like to sample some?

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

I am finishing up my Christmas special as we speak! This year I am showing the 1935 version of Scrooge! It will air on www.livestream.com/thevortexx on Tuesday night at 9  or  10....I forget! It will be on www.livestream.com/altrealtv on Christmas Eve! Tune in!
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Rob Dimension
Rob Dimension(Host of Horrible Podcast):

How do you celebrate the Holiday?

I am very much, a family person. I enjoy spending Christmas day with my Wife, Kim and our two children. We usually play video games, cook and eat. My son and I are both, big video game nuts so it's a safe bet that one of us will be getting a new system or game. We usually eat Turkey and mashed potatoes. This year, we are also going to try to cook Lasagna...so, it should be an adventure at the Dimension household.


What do you want for Christmas?


For Christmas this year, there are a few things I was hoping to nab: First and Foremost, a very happy upcoming year for my Family. My Daughter, for example turned 18 this year, she has college coming up and I really want the best for her. Next, I think I want a Wii, we had one when it first came out, then traded it in...I think I want another one. Also, some new editing equipment for our audio podcasts...and more listeners...Ha-ha. That's about it. I'm pretty plain..nothing major.


What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

Years ago, when I was a kid...I was such a nerd...still am actually. I was fortunate to get the Star Wars Death Star on year...the Trash Compactor Creature, the foam trash for the compactor itself...the 3 levels of awesomeness. I miss those days, when toys were so awesome. I also go the Big Track by Milton Bradley, one year. It was the first computerized toy for kids to hit the market. That was another great gift and missed gem.

Death Star


What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

Years ago, when I first started dating my Wife, 20 years ago actually...Her Grandmother used to make homemade Manicotti. When I say, homemade, I mean Homemade. The homemade shells and the sauce were amazing. She was fresh off the boat (as they say) from Italy and would never settle for anything store bought. It's been years since I've had them, but I still think about her and them, every Christmas.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

And if so when and where will it be shown? Currently, I am doing a weekly Podcast titled: The Extreme Odd Couple Podcast. My co-host is Professional Wrestling Superstar and Friend, Steve Corino. We really are complete opposites; I think that's why it works. We talk EVERYTHING. Our response has been great, gaining about 200 new listeners each week. You can go to www.RobDimension.com or www.XOCPodcast.com and follow the link for iTunes or simply stream it. We are less than 10 episodes in, but so far, it's been great.

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Argos T. Fleam
Argos T. Fleam:


How do you celebrate the Holiday?

Greetings my little Sausages, when the Krampus is over booked, I quite enjoy filling in for him and punishing all you naughty boys and girls.

What do you want for Christmas?

For this and every Holiday, I want you silly Mort’s to realize that happiness neither comes from the Mall, nor is it dipped in chocolate.

 

Silence is the key
What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

Silence…

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

Sausages… you know who you are, Ha Ha. Usually though, it’s some flightless bird, roasted until its skin is golden brown.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show?
And if so when and where will it be shown?

We are still in pre-production on our show, so no.
There will be no Holiday special to be viewed, but never fear, we’ll be watching all of you.
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 Sinister Minister (The Host of Midnight Massacre Theater):



Sinister Minster and his altar girls.



How do you celebrate the Holiday?

Well...seeing that this "Season" isn't actually my "thriving" time...surprisingly, I don't mind it all that much...in part...I appreciate the origins of this holiday that has been Soooo misconstrued and tailored throughout the ages that most folks have lost sight that Christmas began as a simple Pagan celebration and Feast in honor of the Winter Solstice...seeing that I am quite partial to the Winter months...I can certainly get behind that idea...So, for this Minister...it's always a Pagan  Christmas for me!

What do you want for Christmas?

Hmm....National Syndication ;Oh, yeah...and more Altar girls...the nuder the better.

What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

Well...that also has to do with the Altar girls...but I Shanta go into details...your imaginations should suffice!

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

That would have to be a Glazed Ham smothered in Pineapple...DAMNED GOOD!

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?


One can ALWAYS see the MMT by paying a visit to our official "grave" site at, www.themmt.com...I have, indeed produced 3 Christmas shows over the Seasons..."Silent Night, Bloody Night"..."Christmas Evil"...and most recently, "Don't Open til' Christmas"...all 3 are available for viewing to add some of that special "Christmas Fear" to your Holiday Horrors! Thank you, Fiends....and SEASONS CREEPING TO YOU ALL!
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Stella: The Maneater from Manayunk
 (The Host of Saturday Night Dead):


Stella and Hives


How do you celebrate the Holiday?

Iggy, Hives, Cousin Mel and I all sit around and wrap gifts (if we can catch them), plays games (Pin the Tail on the UPS Guy is my favorite) and wait for Santa. He usually makes several stops at my house. Don’t tell Mrs. Claus.

Chippendale Furniture???
What do you want for Christmas?

This year for Christmas I’d love an Eye Phone.
I already have a Nose Phone.


What was your favorite present you
received for Christmas?

One year Hives gave me some Chippendale Furniture. They were adorable and still look good in my bedroom.
This reminds me, it’s feeding time!

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

My mother, Brunella, makes a wonderful Transylvania Triffle, layered with real lady fingers.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

This year I will spend the holiday with the Goth Mothers of Transylvania! We’ll be making the rounds celebrating their new show. I promise everyone I will make an announcement when Episode One debuts!!

Merry Christmas everyone, from all of us at my haunted condo in Manayunk!

http://www.manetaterfrommanayunk.com/

Facebook: Goth Mothers of Transylvania and Stella Desire

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Dr. Lady
( The Host of The Late Dr. Lady Show):

Dr. Lady

How do you celebrate the Holiday?

Although mostly a Halloweenie, I love Christmas too.

Laura and I have our own little traditions, like placing custom-fitted Santa hats on the skulls on our human skull chandelier.

We've decorated our Christmas tree in some fun ways in the past too, like our all-H.P. Lovecraft tree, our all-spider tree, and the tree we decorated with toys and plush Godzilla monsters. I like to think of that one as our Toho-Ho tree.

I have some gore-geous Christopher Radko Universal Monsters ornaments, and most years we put those up somewhere.

Other than that, I'm a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to the ghoultide season. I buy presents for a TON of people every year. Friends say I'm an excellent gift buyer. I'm okay with most of the standard holiday stuff. Except that I don't like most Christmas music, so sometimes I don't like to be out shopping very long at a time. Having to hear one song after another that I really don't like turns me into a bit of a were-Scrooge.

I like to make my own gift tags for the gifts I get Laura every year. So if you look under our tree you might see packages decorated with "To Laura From David" tags with likenesses of 'It' The Terror From Beyond Space, the Teenage Werewolf, Abnormal Cyrus the one-eyed teddy bear, Cthulhu, and other cheery folk.

Since I'm a Christian, I actually like the religious and the secular holiday stuff for the most part. Sure do get tired of the music, though

Godzilla tree
What do you want for Christmas?                    

I'd say "Peace on Earth", except that I'm convinced the only way that will ever be possible is if the human race is completely eradicated. And I don't really want it THAT badly.

What was your favorite present
you received for Christmas?

When I was a kid it was always the greatest thing in the world to get a new Don Post Studios monster mask for Christmas every year. I remember getting a Frankenstein one year, a Mummy another, a Phantom of the Opera another... those were always my faves.

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

The same foods I like the rest of the year. I'm afraid I have a pretty dull diet. I still eat like a 12-year-old boy.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?


Every year we talk about doing a LATE DR LADY SHOW Christmas Special, but every year we fail to get it together. I'd like to think that one of these days we'll actually do it, especially since I already have so many great decorations that combine monsters and Christmas in some way, and Kellie owns like six Santa costumes! Hmmm... Maybe what I should ask Santa for is a period of several days when we can all get together-- me, Laura, Kellie and Wolfie-- and have sufficient time and inspiration to finally produce a special Christmas episode!
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 Penny Dreadful
(The Host of Shilling Shockers):

  

Penny Dreadful Crew


















How do you celebrate the Holiday?


I brood. My parents were burned at the stake on Boxing Day.

What do you want for Christmas?

Solitude

What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

I would like The He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special and a black hen.
Christmas Special

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

Roast vulture and ghoulash.


Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

Most stations air our version of 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' every year. We've also recorded two live in-studio Christmas specials. Some stations air these as well.
Merry Hex-mas.
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Miss Gory Rae
Miss Gory Rae(The Host of the Gore Hole) :














How do you celebrate the Holiday?


Well, You know? I generally have, and continue, to celebrate the Horrordays with beings of all sorts, since I do not subscribe to the 'traditional' experience that most people do. When you are generally spending this time away from many of what some would call 'family', It is a large part od my position here in Canada to make sure that even all sorts of Ghoulies, Ghosties, and things that go bump in the night also 'Feel The Love', However, for want of a better term, I think 'Pagan' describes my usual destination for festivities during this time of year.

What do you want for Christmas?

To be honest...Material things do not matter much here in The Gory Hole, I mean, I already have enough shrunken heads, beings both alive, and undead...I have just recently received (as you shall see in the next upcoming episode of The Gory Hole:Unlive) the Brain of the 'Head Scientist' whom was responsible for re-animating me, and giving life back to me to serve ICK (International Creature Klatch) the 'syndicate' that has been serving Teratology, Cryptology, what have you, that most humans feel better 'thinking' are just mere myths and legends, when in fact? They aren't...So? Having a talking, much alive, brain of such a dear being in my life...Well, you can imagine.
(However? I wouldn't turn down a nice 69 Stingray either...But? I digress)

The brain
What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

Oops...Guess I jumped the gun on that one, hehe...Yeah, definitely my oldest, dearest fiend, The Dr. , as not only does it give me someone else to do my work with, But? He really does make an interesting conversation piece...And he IS Scottish...so, I can handle even the most boring conversations, and well? *with a smile* Playback's A Bitch....

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

Food? OH you mean digestion of all types of edible delights, Yes..I do remember when I was alive enjoying a good wine, a selection of sumptuous meats, an of course, whatever one of the 'gals' simmered up in her cauldron..I admit, I do so miss the Datura and Belladonna Brew...*sighs* You just cannot find a good grog these days. I know what I do not eat...and it is prolly because of what goes into getting this area's Zombie population here (We run a great program for the less 'vitally subsisting' undead here, and we try so very hard to make sure everyone gets at least one brain)

Besides, as I don't have much of an appetite anymore, I do admit feeding the more 'lusus naturae' of my critters, well..That makes me very happy...

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

Unfortunately, I am never sure when I can settle down, take some time out for myself, and get something sent through (I was provided with the camera for the strict use of it for anything related to my position with ICK..)So, I generally do the episodes when I can...I am as unpredictable as anything else in The Gory Hole is...It also helps when my senior Officer is not, well...'watching over', as it tends to ruin it. But? I will be doing an Interview with Dorian Destruction on the night of the 25th, Live and out through the airwaves, as they say, which I am looking forward to. Then? There is always The Monster Channel, where I can enjoy watching, and generally hanging out with my Sorors & Fraters in Frightslinging is always a good thing.

Again...Thank you so much, and remember you are most welcome to visit The Gory Hole any time you wish.

Just remember tho...Don't say I didn't warn you, because nobody will believe you...ha...haha...hah.
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Pumpkinman (The Host of Fright Night Thearter):
The Pumpkinman

How do you celebrate the Holiday?

I celebrate Christmas chasing children and the elderly,
it just feels nice.

What do you want for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is a Ghoul Girl
What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?


My favorite Christmas present was my very first victim, Oh Good Times!


His first victim????

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?


My favorite food at Christmas is Chinese Food!

My Christmas Show will be on YouTube This Friday at 10pm eastern. http://www.youtube.com/user/Monsternutt?feature=mhee

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! And STAY SCARED!
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Mister Lobo ( The Host of Cinema Insonima):

Mister Lobo

How do you celebrate the Holiday?

This is the time of year where the stress of being a self employed artist erupts in a lava flow of tears, mucus, and self loathing. It’s almost impossible to get any work done-which creates a forced break from the only release Mr. Lobo has in his life. During this time Mr. Lobo likes to celebrate the Holiday by to curling up with a hot cup of instant Cocoa or Top Ramen, watching “Black Christmas”, and catching up on my Blog interviews.


What do you want for Christmas?

Being a horror host often means giving up on things like “wants” and “hopes” BUT…Mr. Lobo has been a good boy all year and I’ve asked Saint Santy for Health Insurance, a reliable production crew and a new suit. I do know I’m getting a new suit. Technically…Mr. Lobo wears a BLACK suit--but I’ll have a Dark Blue Suit that will help me stand out from the black background of THE VOID where my shows are mostly taped.

Oh, And I’m told that some other people may be asking for Peace On Earth…so I’m assume the "jolly old elf" is already working on that one.



10,000 dollars
What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

Last year, I got 10,000 dollars from my fans or “CInsomniacs” via the CINEMA INSOMNIA 10th Anniversary Kick starter fundraiser. This amazing fan support was a surprise to me last December and proof that Mr. Lobo has the best fans in the world! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cinemainsomnia/cinemainsomnia-10-year-anniversary

what is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?


A crown roast of BAT-RAT-SPIDER CRAB, RADIOACTIVE MAC & CHEESE, a cup of foamy HORSENMILKEN NOG, ZESTY BODYSNATCHER PODS, and Pecan Pie with a dollop of a sentient ooze called THE STUFF for desert.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?


There is a HOLIDAY EPISODE that I am editing now…I’m hoping to have it on my YOUTUBE Channel before NEW YEARS-- http://www.youtube.com/CinemaInsomniaTV


It will also be aired on AMGTV stations coast to coast…My co-host and houseplant Miss Mittens is having a virgin birth…which is a big surprise to Mr. Lobo because I’ve never got past “third base”. We’ll make an announcement on the all new CinemaInsomnia.com shorty!

HAPPY HORRORDAYS

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Bone Jangler
(The Host of The Bone Jangler Show) :

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The Echantress Nocturna and Bone Jangler


How do you celebrate the Holiday?

We celebrate the same way many others do. The family gets together, exchanges gifts, and we sit down to a great meal.

What do you want for Christmas?

I want for Enchantress Nocturna to be able to stand, and walk, on her own again, without pain. And, I want the coward who did this to her to be caught by the police, and made to pay for his crimes.

What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?

Tough question. Being healthy, and being together with loved ones, is sufficient, I think.


 All he needs is Love and health

                                                                                                     
What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

I like turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn on the cob, green beans, and crescent rolls, for Christmas, and Thanksgiving dinners.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show?

 And if so when and where will it be shown?I LOVE Christmas! Between 2001 and 2009, we made 14 Christmas specials! Last year, we were unable to do one. This year, we've hosted a movie that I doubt anyone reading this has even heard of, let alone seen. The show will air locally on ACTV channel 10 in Western Chicagoland at 11:30pm Central on Friday Dec. 23rd, and again at 11:30pm on Christmas Eve.

The show also airs worldwide ONLINE, on Christmas Eve, at 3pm EST/2 CST/Noon Pacific on www.FVTV.info, and, again, at 8pm EST/7 CST/5 Pacific on The Monster Channel www.MonsterChannel.tv! Following the ONLINE airing on The Monster Channel is our "Best Of Christmas" special from 2007, featuring clips from every one of our Christmas specials made between 2001 and 2007! On Christmas Day, worldwide viewers can watch several of our Christmas specials from 2pm EST/1 CST/11am Pacific - 8pm EST/7 CST/5 Pacific!

So, yeah, when it comes to Christmas, I'm the Horror Host with the most!

Merry Christmas!
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Zombie Hunter Crew

  A Bonus Gift: Patrick
(An actor on the show Zombie Hunters: City of the Dead):

How do you celebrate the Holiday?

Well, in my faith, our "christmas" falls on the Solstice for Dec 21st. But I was raised celebrating around the 24th and 25h, so now I have all three days! The Solstice is a time of nature's re-birth (thus why Christmas comes so close to it). On that day, I think about the world turning and life returning back. On Christmas Eve and Day, I'm with my wife and our family, going to see her grandmother.


What do you want for Christmas?

I want absolutely nothing other than health and happiness for everyone. I don't care that that sounds corny, it's all I want.


Hand Held Electric pool game
What was your favorite present you received for Christmas?
If I had to think of an object, it would be this little hand-held electronic pool game my father gave me when I was 12. I still have it. But the best 'present' I ever got was my wife marrying me on Dec. 20th. That was a pretty good gift!

What is your favorite food to eat for Christmas dinner?

Tough to say, I'm mostly just thankful that there is food, because for a lot of people, that's not guaranteed.

Will you have a Christmas special for your show? And if so when and where will it be shown?

We're not exactly the "happy cheery" type of TV show, so there is a bit of a clash with Christmas and the end of the world. But if you want to see a GREAT Christmas special, just check out the new one from "Roxsy Tyler's Carnival Of Horrors"! It's a trip!

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